WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Monty 6:59 Tue Jan 30
Anti Board Songs
In the style of Lennon & McCartney's Golden Slumbers / Carry that Weight medley from Abbey Road:

Gold and Sullivan broke our hearts
When we moved from Upton Park
Fuck Karen Brady, but do not cry
For we will sing a lullaby

Gold, why don't you fuck off you cunts
Fuck off you cunts
You old cunts

(Repeat chorus ad nauseum)

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

Johnson 2:12 Mon Feb 5
Re: Anti Board Songs
The board can fuck off, the board can fuck off,
We support the players,
The board can fuck off.

Oh Billy Billy.... 2:05 Mon Feb 5
Re: Anti Board Songs
Sully, wherever you may be, you ain’t got no integrity
If we go down, coz you’re a fuckin clown
We’re gonna come and hunt you down

We,ll march on the 10th, we,re gonna do what we need
To rid ourselves of you’re fuckin greed
And if you think that we’ll slowly go away
Think again, this is the West Ham way

Mike Oxsaw 10:24 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
Here's one even the kids can join in on (everybody sings the capitals, a nominated person the rest).

I know a cunt that you all know,
Sulli, SULLI,
I know a cunt that you all know,
Sulli, Sullivan.
SULLI, SULLIVAN,
SULLI, SULLIVAN,
I KNOW A CUNT THAT YOU ALL KNOW,
SULLI, SULLIVAN.

Sulli's got a little friend,
Goldo, GOLDO,
Sulli's got a little friend,
Goldo, David Gold.

GOLDO, DAVID GOLD,
GOLDO, DAVID GOLD,
SULLI'S GOT A LITTLE FRIEND,
GOLDO, DAVID GOLD.

Sulli's got a gobby tart,
Brady, BRADY,
Sulli's got a gobby tart,
Brady, Karren B.

KARREN, KARREN B,
KARREN, KARREN B,
SULLI'S GOT A LGOBBY TART,
LADY KARREN B..

Mike Oxsaw 10:06 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
I've been a supporter for many a year
And I've spent all my money on West Ham and beer
Two geezers called David, now both own the store
I'll never spend money at West Ham no more.

And its no nay never
"You think this is balls?"
no nay never no more
I'll never spend money at West Ham no more.

Mike Oxsaw 9:59 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
Two little boys, both diddycoys
Each owned our football club
Gaily they played each transfer day
Wafflers both of course
One little chap had a mishap
Claimed he had bought a star
No one had heard of the new turd
As his old Jewish play mate said.
Do you think we are just not trying
When it's clear that we need new blood
Splash the cash, Dave, start the buying
Then we'll fill up our stadium new.
If we sell up we'll both be richer
So much we'd not give a damn
and I wonder if we'll remember
When we fucked up the club West Ham

Bom Stickle 9:22 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
This is my one I posted on the Real West Ham Fans thread to the tune of Lord of the Dance.

Sullivan, Gold wherever you may be.
You’ve gone and sold our history.
You’ve fucked us up spending no money.
So please just go and take that cunt Brady.

jack flash 8:58 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
Going down, going down, going down,
Baroness Brady's going down,
On Old Gold & Sullivan!

KLM 8:05 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
We are shit
And we love shit
Dildo man will film it
Lady Muck will star in it
Let’s all roll around in our own filth
With Lady Muck as queen milf

epsom 10:01 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
We're coming for you,
Were coming for you
Gold, Sully, Brady
Were coming for you.

Monty 8:12 Fri Feb 2
Re: Anti Board Songs
We hate Karen Brady
Gold and Sullivan too
We hate the London Stadium
But West Ham we love you

Queens Fish Bar 11:32 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
Fuck the board (to the tune of here we go)

repeat ad infinitum.

ChesterRd 11:25 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
Short and sweet.


Board Out.

dicksie3 11:23 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
I'm in.

If I'm not pissed-up.

Johnson 10:09 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
March on the 10th March son.

dicksie3 10:04 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
There needs to be a protest now.

Hopefully, the new supporters' group that Swallow has set-up will have enough interest from members to arrange something.

Enough is e-fucking-nough.

Eerie Descent 10:03 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
Der, der der der der

Fuck off Brady (Fuck off Brady)
and Sullivan you cunt (Sullivan you cunt)
Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off Brady (Fuck off Brady)
And Gold you cunt (Gold you cunt)
Wooooooooooooooooooooo

Der, der der der der.....

claret on my shirt 9:39 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
David Sullivan is a cunt
is a cunt, is a cunt
David Sullivan is a cunt
he hates Africans

If i had the wings of a sparrow
and the dirty great wings of a crow
I'd fly over David Sullivans Mansion
and shit on the cunt below

Geoffrey Pike 9:12 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
From Quadrophenia- The Who

Get out and don’t - come - back - no - fucking more - c*nts.....
Get out and don’t come back no more
Get out and don’t come back no more
Get out, don’t come back
Get out, don’t come back
Get out.
And don’t.
Come back.
Noooooo
Moooooore.

A thank you

Monty 8:51 Thu Feb 1
Re: Anti Board Songs
We need a song for the march and remaining games! Get penning my friends!

brundal 1:46 Tue Jan 30
Re: Anti Board Songs
We're coming for you,
Were coming for you
The dildo brothers
Were coming for you.

Mike Oxsaw 12:36 Tue Jan 30
Re: Anti Board Songs
Make a mint, make a mint.
Yet you claim that we are skint

If I had the cash of two Davids,
If I owned a football club, too
I'd keep all the loot in my pocket,
And tell the fans just what to do.

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